š²š½ Valle de Bravo 2.0 - Cascada Velo de Novia - 04.13.2026
Iāve been told by many people that I need to visit Valle de Bravo. Itās beautiful, and cool⦠and so on⦠and all.. all tell me itās gentrified.
We all want things to be the way they were. Untouched, authentic⦠and cheap. And we all love to complain⦠I know I do. And āgentrificationā is the catch phrase here in Mexico⦠(and in the U.S. as well). Horrible foreigners⦠especially Americans, taking over⦠I donāt necessarily disagree⦠but thereās a bigger story⦠of progress and tourism⦠in the contemporary 21st century.
Listening to the perpetual whines of gentrification here gets old⦠for instance⦠if you are a Mexican sitting in a Starbucks complaining about Americans and gentrification⦠??? If you are a Mexican sitting in a Starbucks⦠and often⦠and complaining about Americans and gentrification, and you are wearing Converse, Leviās jeans, an Apple Watch⦠wearing a t-shirt from your favorite American rock band⦠and wanting cheap rent in a hip neighborhood⦠with cool (American style) shops, bars, restaurants, craft beer, funky people⦠and more Starbucks⦠youāre a āgentrifierā and an American want-to-be. La verdad!!!
I walked into Valle de Bravo on tianguis day⦠and at the ending of some festival. So⦠regular peoples hovering around. Indigenous dress, typical foods, old people doing old people things⦠but⦠it didnāt take long to see that this beautiful place is set up for the tourist dollar.
I walked down to the lake shore in late afternoon⦠and it was consumed with people holding brochures for tourists activities⦠para sailing, boat rides, casinos, noisy Rzr rental cars driving around, playing loud music, and lots of selling this and that. I tire of the tourist scene quickly⦠and selfishly prefer to be the lone traveler, and the only güerito in site⦠but⦠tourist places are popular for a reason.
I snapped some fotos⦠and wandered around⦠there are locals selling fruits in buckets⦠and I want some (and need some for my stomach flora). I stopped a gal and asked āĀæcuĆ”nto es⦠para estas ciruelas minis?ā I pointed at the tiny plums
ā80 pesos por cuarto de kiloā as she smiles backā¦
āEn serio⦠carnala?!?ā š¤Ø A quarter kilo is about 2 plums⦠$4 bucks. I once paid 300 pesos for 1 avocado and small bag of nuts in Mercado CoyoacĆ”n.
Thatās gringo gentrifier prices⦠and thatās twice as much for small plums at the Mar Vista organic farmerās market in Los Angeles. And thatās why I donāt dig on the tourist areas⦠and thatās when Iāll gladly sit down with people at Starbucks, wearing converse and Leviās and complain about gentrificationā¦
Today⦠I will make the rounds⦠I donāt think thereās a Starbucks here⦠but⦠Iāll find my rhythm⦠like I typically do⦠all is an adventure⦠and this is an adventure I have long been looking forward tooā¦
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I stopped into an empanada place for brunch this morning. Freshly made everything. It was just me and the chefā¦. She had a Buddha on the shelf and I asked about itā¦. And if sheās familiar with the Stupa. She was⦠and we had a great conversation⦠and I acquired some good info. She had home-made tiramisu. I asked if I could have some to go. Nope⦠itās in a glass mold. Ok⦠but I want one. She said I could have it if I bring the glass cup tomorrow. Deal!!!
After brunch snacks⦠la Cascada⦠no wait! first⦠buy a pinche toothbrush because I forgot mine⦠then⦠head to Cascada Velo de Novia for some nature and fresh air. Itās Monday⦠so itās light on people. Itās lovely⦠but itās difficult to escape into the depths of the landscapes. There are always people, tienditas, empty beer cans and Tokis bags⦠close in sight. I was happy enough.
When I walked off the trail I sat and had a drink⦠itās the cool thing about Mexico⦠thereās always a place to eat and drink near. I asked about a taxi and they pointed to the roadway and said wait for a colectivo. I take them here and there⦠itās a taxi or mini van⦠and they jamb as many people in as they can⦠you make new friends quick and easy. Itās cheap-ish⦠25 pesos for a ride back to centro.
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