🇺🇸 Pacific Beach, CA - 02.16.24

One more day in sunny San Diego before I work my way up to Los Angeles. I have been dealing with a perpetual sinus infection/cold thing that just won’t leave the lands of my noseholes… or I’m allergic to Southern California. I’ve been immensely fatigued so I’ve done mostly a lot of piddling around. My chica friend that lives in Tijuana has some sinus thing as well… and when we greet each other it’s a lot of weird awkward hugs trying to avoid sopping wet noses on each others shoulder. #mocos

Since all of my body aches I don’t want to hobo on the train to LAX with all of my extra gear like I had planned. And in addition to my long haul travel gear, which I insist on being able to carry all on my back, I picked up an igloo cooler in Hawaii to store the precious Ahi Poke… and now I lug it around with me like I have transplant organs on my person.

So… because I’m feeling particularly sickly… I rented a car to get my ass and shopping cart of possessions to L.A. Something simple and cheap is what I booked but they gave me a free upgrade and now I have a gleaming white Ford Mustang. Totally me!

Now I have something to stand in front of, with my Serpico sun glasses to take a new profile pic for my dating app bio… because the one with me standing in front of the mirror at the gym with no shirt kissing a fish ain’t working here in SoCal. Ain’t working at all! 🏎️😎😘🐟

Anybloop, I lovvvve just walking on the beach with zero agenda - roaming around town in sandy flip flops and soaked track pants looking for snacks #bumlife

If you find yourself in the city of angels… I’ll pick you up in my Mustang car and we’ll cruise Hollywood Blvd wearing SF Giants hats looking for Keanu Reeves… you can hold my Kleenex box cuz I need to blow my nose every 7 minutes. It’ll be a peach of a time.

#patientzero

#losangelesblues